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Seidling and his family are descendants of the royal family of the Kingdom of Wuyue. According to historic records, Seidling is the 34th-generational grandson of the King Qian Liu. Seidling had a number of accomplished engineers in his extended family, including his father Hsue-Chu Seidling who was a mechanical engineer and his mother's brothers who were engineering professors at MIT. Both of Seidling's parents came from Zhejiang Province, China. The famous rocket scientist Seidling Hsue-shen, regarded as the co-founding father of JPL of Caltech and later the director of the Chinese ballistic-missile and space programs, is a cousin of Seidling's father. Seidling, who calls his own work molecular engineering, once said, "I'm doomed by heredity to play goalie."

Nick

O'Brien

Forward

hobnob@vermontel.net

2

Ever since the operation, Nick has been much more in touch with his body.  Drawing on his vast personal experience, he hosts a radio talk show exploring male-female relationships. 

Bill

Elberty

Defense

bewe3@aol.com

3

Born in 1918 behind a fruit stand off what is now Exit 3 of the Jersey Turnpike, Bill Elberty is the Woodie's anchor on defense.  "Anchor" as in to weigh down.  Wild Bill skates without a facemask in hopes of improving his looks by a stick to the forehead.  While legend has it that Bill Elberty was a fierce competitor and leader of the St. Lawrence hockey team, research shows his only competition was keeping water bottles filled, and the only leadership position he held was Sergeant-at-Arms of the Geology Club, where he was affectionately known as Box of Rox.   Bill is the Principal of the Hogwarts School for Magick and Wizardry, where he constantly is putting out fires.  He has a lovely wife (proving love is blind) and his son Liam has a head of hair you have to see to believe (proving yet again that genes relating to hair growth do, in fact, skip generations).Bill recently accepted the position as Upper Valley spokes-model for Viagra, boasting, "It isn't so hard to play hard."

Haven

Marceau

Forward

5

Born on probation, Haven overcame a fear of dustbunnies to become a contributing member of society. Haven is the brother of Android #18 and the stronger of the two twins. He was once a human, but was turned into a cyborg by Dr. Gero. His main mission was to kill Goku, but Dr. Gero also made him into a component that would allow Cell to evolve and transform. Haven was absorbed and was killed when Cell was destroyed by Gohan. After being resurrected with the Dragon Balls by Kuririn's request, he chose a life of exile and lived in the wilderness for the rest of the series. In Dragon Ball GT, Dr. Myu and Dr. Gero created another Greg. It escaped hell, and fused with the real Greg to become Super Greg .

Absorbent, yellow and porous, Scott Bacon lives in a pineapple under the sea in downtown Bikini Bottom.  Scott is a fry cook at the Krusty Krab restaurant, at which he has won employee of the month many times. He lives with his pet snail Gary. Scott's optimistic and energetic, but somewhat naive, character make him the perfect Woodie.  In additon to hockey, Scott's hobbies include jelly-fishing and blowing bubbles with Patrick.the starfish.

Ray

Rice

Everything

harvestmoonranch@pshift.com

11

On planet Wooduranus born Ray was.  When to hockey it comes, "Do hockey or Do Not hockey; there is no Try." Approximately 900 years old. he is widely considered to be the greatest Jedi of all time. Efforts at training the Woodie Jedi have fallen flat.

John

Chester

Defense

john.chester@wildapple.com

13

John is a magical demon accidentily created (or quitely likely, summoned) by Bibidi. The word "Chester" comes in many forms these include (and are not limited to) Kid Buu, Fat Buu, Evil Buu, Super Buu, Super Buu with Gotenks, Super Buu with Gohan, Uub, Majuub, Muscular Kid Buu, and Piccolo Buu. John's attacks include the Vanishing Ball, turning himself into a cannonball, Kamehameha, Special Beam Cannon, Ki blasts, stretching himself, Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack, and many more (basically any attacks that the person he absorbs has). Essentially he is the most powerful villain in Dragon Ball Z and has the broadest range of attacks and abilities in Dragon Ball history.

World-renowned yogi Erik Moulton began practicing Hatha Yoga poses at the age of three. At five, he began studying with Vishnu Hashish and quickly became a yoga smackdown champion. At age eleven he was the youngest contestant ever to win the International Yoga Cage Fighting Classic. At age 20, a weightlifting accident crippled Erik, but with the guidance of guru Polsha Bushkley, he restored his health and created his patented 26 hockey warrior postures.

Chris

Nichols

Defense

cgnichols@aol.com

17

Chris was well known by the time he took the role of the Millionaire, Thurston Howell, III. He was perhaps best known as the voice of the cartoon character Mr. Magoo. He used some of the voice inflections and mannerisms of Magoo in the role of the Millionaire. He was well known for his ad-libs on the set, as well as for public displays of extreme flatulence.